JON: remind me to grease my chair
JON: apparently the constant squeaks aren't enough
CHRIS: if you were a true [something], you would max out the squeaking until it is squeaked out and thus silent
JON: that makes 0 sense.
JON: unless something = insane person
CHRIS: i guess "[something]" = "person whose laziness hinders them from greasing"
JON: a squeak isn't a transition, it doesn't work itself out.
CHRIS: then youve got some work to do
CHRIS: and by work i mean infinity
JON: i've got some infinity to do?
JON: are you on drugs?
CHRIS: an infinite amount of which yes
CHRIS: and by which i mean work
CHRIS: remind me to pay attention to what i type
JON: no