JON: no, faceplatium exists
JON: it was invented by john faceplate
CHRIS: oh yeah just like john pepsi
JON: and william timemachine
CHRIS: no it was john timemachine
JON: no no no
JON: john timemachine invented oxygen
CHRIS: oh yeah
JON: or was that michael periodictableofelements
CHRIS: he invented the periodic table, not the elements
JON: but he studied under joseph of.
JON: who invented the word of
CHRIS: joseph of was the son of Caeronius Possessive
JON: funny how he changed his last name
CHRIS: americanization
JON: ah yes