JON: you know what are disgusting?
JON: humans
CHRIS: no shutup i was just yaying them today
JON: well I was just looking at a scab I picked
JON: and its pretty disgusting
JON: so biology
JON: then
CHRIS: yeah its also brilliant
CHRIS: that scab.. ..is brilliant
JON: well they could have dressed it up
CHRIS: its like someone gave you a cybernetic body... which has microscopic drones that repair any damage to the body... and you say "but why cant the repair process look cool and glowy and have sound effects"
CHRIS: you leech
JON: hey, bud
JON: i didn't ask for this body
CHRIS: you didnt ask for the cybernetic body either
JON: yeah, but cybernetics are cool
CHRIS: well thats a question of standards being forged by consistency
CHRIS: you would think fleshy biology is cool if...etc
JON: if I was a cybernaut
JON: or whatever, no way
CHRIS: if all humans were robots
JON: i totally wouldn't be like "wouldn't it be cool if I was carbon based"
JON: i'd be all like "100100101001010001110010010001000100100100100111100101010010"
JON: is this thing on!?
CHRIS: im trying to find a translator
CHRIS: in hopes that you actually said something
JON: on accident?
CHRIS: on purpose
CHRIS: or accident
CHRIS: but what you said was %($D$*[invalid binary string]
CHRIS: which is acne frowning mouth crossed out YAY mouth crossed out kiss
JON: what did you think I meant to say
JON: or
JON: well you got what I meant
JON: ahem
CHRIS: which means - you dont want to talk about acne, which makes you happy, but you dont want to talk about this happiness either, which makes you romantic
CHRIS: well done
JON: i am the master of saying things.