ERICA: i'm looking at engagment rings
ERICA: :)
CHRIS: friends getting married freaks me out
CHRIS: i mean - freaks me out with joy
CHRIS: ahem
ERICA: well friends getting married also freaks me out, but me getting jewelry makes me happy!
CHRIS: what are you, a woman?
ERICA: yes
ERICA: WAIT
ERICA: alex is cheaping out!
CHRIS: what is he, a man?