COREY: yay mexican league baseball
CHRIS: even the bats have moustaches
COREY: mariachi bands right on the field
CHRIS: right on the field because they are the players
CHRIS: one base runner is four guys clustered together
COREY: see now thats funny
COREY: all of them trying to stand on the base at the same time
CHRIS: never missing a note
COREY: imagine four guys trying to pitch at once
CHRIS: one ball
CHRIS: that is massive for some reason
COREY: no, same size, just all four guys trying to grab it
CHRIS: yes. their combined efforts render 400mph velocity
COREY: everytime someone gets a hit, everyone in the crowd starts shooting revolvers into the air
CHRIS: at the ball
CHRIS: to try to harbor the homerun - or deter it
COREY: I'm going to dream about this now. great
COREY logged out.