JON: well that is the feeling called post-internet feeling
JON: where everything is already old
JON: also i've moved on from that feeling because i am post internet
CHRIS: the internet is turning me into a pellet receptable
CHRIS: like ---- WAKE UP - YOUTUBE - LAUGH SESSION - TERMINATE LAUGH SESSION - TIME FOR NEXT PILL
JON: the internet has turned
CHRIS: attention internet user, minute 00002 of the day has commenced
JON: you may consider this your minute 00003 however a real reminder will be sent in addition
CHRIS: a confirmation email will be sent within the next few minutes
CHRIS: click this link to verify your aknowledgement of minute_00002 reminder
JON: and to receive your minute_00002finality and confirmation form
JON: warning: minute_00005 will begin in 00002 minutes
JON: do you agree?
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JON: yes no cancel
JON: i love my minutes
CHRIS: send this whole conversation to me
JON: for further analysis..... human
CHRIS: for upload . . to the internet
CHRIS: ::elton john, circle of life::
JON: oh thank god this will be recorded
JON: on the internet
JON: which it certainy is not right now
JON: warning human detected
JON: unanticipated rise in mistakes